Kinky BootsPatrick MacNee and Honor Blackman (Boop boop, boop boop) Her: Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots, (Boop boop) Him: Kinky boots, Him: It's a manly kind of fashion that you borrowed from the brutes, Her: Borrowed from the brutes, (Boop boop) Her: Kinky boots. |  |
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